May 2011
4 posts
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it....
– Unknown (via loveandsomeotherverses)
April 2011
185 posts
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at...
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via loveandsomeotherverses)
Party like it's 1999!
If you played with Barbies..
Polly Pockets..
Beanie Babies..
Tamagotchi..
Slip N’ Slide..
And Furbies..
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls..
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman..
Collected and traded Pokemon cards..
Wrote with Gel Pens..
Wore butterfly clips..
And Snap Bracelets..
And remember watching these...
The sexual noises I make when I stretch.
When someone says "______ was talking shit about...
tumblrismyboyfriend:
They expect my reaction to be:
“DA FUCK THAT BITCH SAY?!”
My actual reaction:
“Okay.”
Damn! You looked pretty until your 30 day trial...
When I see "explain" on a test...
icecreamtothebrain:
When you hear your parents coming and you try to...
vivsle:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
…. I just open Google . ..
honestly,
go fuck yourself. you’re a bitch and a dumbass. dont ever talk to me like that again. i deserve better than you, and i will have better than you. some “friend” . Thanks bitch! get the fuck out of my god damn life.
I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short,...
– Eminem (via treeswithoutleaves)
That awkward moment when you're so tired from...
stabbyeattumblr: